Stir-fry Mistakes

Hello, my user name is alook and my email address is 1040585151@qq.com (though this is probably a spurious mailbox setup just for my SEO spam activity). I thought that if I showed up here and posted some actual english-y text that it might bump some imagined “user score” up and that this would allow me to post SEO spam more easily in the future. Unfortunately, my account was deleted 4 hours after I created it, and now my house is on fire because I forgot about the stir-fry.

@ paul, that’s hilarious! please continue…